I don't like my feet, for various reasons, chilblains mostly. I think only small children have nice feet. Women tend to have bunions and chilblains. Men tend to have hairy toes and tough yellowing nails
Oh yes, eyes.
There is a lady at my coffee morning who regularly updates us with here eye problems.
She has wet macular something or other, and tells us about injections she has, I have to go to the ladies, ewwwwwwww.
No, I don't like my feet. I look like Sideshow Bob... Being a size 12 doesn't help either, and I struggled for years finding shoes to fit.
When I worked in a Sports Shop I used to recommend two different websites (One based in Bradford and the other in Street, Somerset) for people with bigger size feet than me - size 12 was the biggest that the company sold.