A bit bored at the consistent Fosters extraction of Mercia - gentle banter is fine, but the rest...
Those who regularly get involved in this apparently semi-traditional pass-time are advised to stop and amuse themselves elsewhere. The editorial team are happy to help should this prove to be too tricky.
Fillet steak (well it was supposed to be fillet, but it was rather chewy so I have my suspicions) with peppercorn sauce, carrots, courgettes and jersey royals.
To follow: apple crumble and custard (that's still in the oven).