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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Well I found this in Hansard of all places quoted by a Lord in a debate about smoking .. but no nearer finding what the song was !
"My teeth are all yellow and so is my tongue, I breathe through a kipper, they call it a lung, but I'll give up the habit, I will even yet, when I've had just one more cigarette".
There was a famous Health Education Board for Scotland (HEBS) advert by a band called
Stinx - Why Do You keep on running boy.
It's a Spice girls parody and was quite successful in Scotland. Sadly, it was too catchy and became a hit for the wrong reasons, but it still emphasizes the meaning when you see a Mel B Lookalike clutching at her heart and nearly being sick in the street while chasing her bloke. It was releases as a single and you should be able to get a copy quite easily.
You can see the video here
http://www.hebs.com/tobacco/towers/index.cfm
Click the top left floating telly.
re: dyli795, this is by Sheila Hancock who was married to John 'Inspector Morse' Thaw.
Meanwile, back to the theme, check this one out, says it all really...
SMOKIN' by Joe Dolce
Cigarettes in the morning,
Cigarettes in the night,
Cigarettes in your face,
'Till your face ain't looking right.
Cigarettes in your mouth,
Cigarettes on your lips,
Cigarettes in your fingers
Make those yellow fingertips.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?
That old Surgeon General,
He ain't no quack,
He spells it out with out a doubt
On the front of every cigarette pack.
Smoking causes Emphysema,
Now just stop and think,
While you're wheezin', with all that diseasin',
Friend, you're going to stink.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?
If you really want to inhale,
If you really want to die,
Put your mouth on my exhaust pipe,
And stop wasting time.
We're have a big cremation,
You'll be smokin' all the way,
We'll gather up all your ashes
And put them in your favourite ashtray.
Do you mind if I smoke?
Do you mind if I choke?
Do you mind if I just light up a fag?
Do you mind if I huff?
Do you mind if I puff?
Do you mind I just roll over and gag?