"What you doing up so early Harry, it's only 5am?"
"In work today Meg, got to cut a ribbon and make a speech then shake some hands, should be back about 5pm. How about you?"
"Not in work until midday, dress fitting, teeth whitening, hair straightening, then home to supervise the staff with Archie."
"We need six weeks off to slow down a bit luv, can't burn ourselves out like this."
"Yes Harry, I agree, these ribbon cutting fiascos are taking it out of me. Blisters on my fingers."
"Poor us, people just don't realise what it's like to be Royal."