Okay...here it is.
I won't mention the royal's name, but it's the one who everyone thought was gay...but it turned out he wasn't because he got married right?
Well, that's all baloney. And this is why...
You know Michael Ball, the singer/West End performer?
Well, he has a very valuable cushion.
A cushion with DNA on it.
DNA which, if he so chose to, could be use in a 'Monica Lewinsky' kind of way.
This is absolutely an incontrovertably true.
I heard from a stunningly good source.
I hope you get to see this post before it's blown away.
...Hmm...funny that I should use the term 'blown away'...