Went around to a friend’s house today. His wife was sat there with their newborn baby.
She asked if I'd like to wind it.... I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.
Went to B&Q the other day and an old bloke in an orange shirt approached me and asked if I wanted decking, I was too quick for him though, I got the first punch in before the old git had a chance.