In The Pub
An elephant and a Giraffe go into a pub and starting knocking back the pints. The Giraffe (being a softie) decides to call it a day after 12 pints. "Stay and have another" says the Elephant. So the Giraffe stays and has another ....and another and...WHAM ! he collapses on the floor in a drunken slumber. The Elephant finishes his pint and decides to move on.
"OI, Elephant !!" says the landlord pointing at the sleeping Giraffe, "You can't leave that lying there". The Elephant replied
"It's not a lion it's a giraffe."