An Englishman goes into a chemist in France to buy some condoms. 'Certainly Monsieur,' says the chemist. 'We have three different packs - the French pack with 6 condoms - thats for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday but no sex on a Sunday. The Italian pack of 9 condoms - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, twice on Saturday and twice on Sunday. Then we have the English pack of 12 condoms....'
'Tell me about that, ' says the Englishman, now filling with pride...
'Certainly monsieur.... January, February, March.....