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The Ultimate Fail.
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Won't he be protected, like Daniel in the lion's den?
Looks like a total lack of, (shall we say it?) FAITH !
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Happy days; it's Green.
Look at the specs ... that sucker can do 160 if the unfaithful get rowdy.
Let's listen to George, the man who cuts through all the garbage:
Looks like a total lack of, (shall we say it?) FAITH !
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Happy days; it's Green.
Look at the specs ... that sucker can do 160 if the unfaithful get rowdy.
Let's listen to George, the man who cuts through all the garbage:
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.George's routine centres around the 10 Commandments listed in the Bible. His routine is sharp, witty, erudite and to the point.
However, one thing he doesn't mention is that there is no such thing as the “10 Commandments” per se. Not really. Because even the Bible can't agree with itself on what those 10 Commandments are. Take for example the 10 Commandments listed in Exodus 34: 14-27:
1. You shall not bow down to another god; for Yahweh is a jealous god.
2. You shall not make molten gods for yourself.
3. You shall observe the festival of Unleavened bread.
4. You shall redeem every first born of your sons.
5. You shall observe the Sabbath.
6. You shall make a festival of Weeks.
7. Three times a year every male shall appear before Yahweh, god of Israel.
8. You shall not offer the blood of my sacrifice on leavened bread.
9. You shall bring the first-fruits of your land to the house of Yahweh your god.
10. You shall not cook a kid in its mother’s milk.
I suspect that these aren't the 10 Commandments that most Christians recognise. And yet there they are in the Bible...
However, one thing he doesn't mention is that there is no such thing as the “10 Commandments” per se. Not really. Because even the Bible can't agree with itself on what those 10 Commandments are. Take for example the 10 Commandments listed in Exodus 34: 14-27:
1. You shall not bow down to another god; for Yahweh is a jealous god.
2. You shall not make molten gods for yourself.
3. You shall observe the festival of Unleavened bread.
4. You shall redeem every first born of your sons.
5. You shall observe the Sabbath.
6. You shall make a festival of Weeks.
7. Three times a year every male shall appear before Yahweh, god of Israel.
8. You shall not offer the blood of my sacrifice on leavened bread.
9. You shall bring the first-fruits of your land to the house of Yahweh your god.
10. You shall not cook a kid in its mother’s milk.
I suspect that these aren't the 10 Commandments that most Christians recognise. And yet there they are in the Bible...