My Mate..

[Patsy33]

My mate came from a broken home,
his dad was a shocker at DIY.

[BANANASPLITS]

Sounds a right tool!

[maggiebee]

That would be a kit house then?

[Patsy33]

I heard he's crooked....

[retrocop]

Was it Quarter -Detached?

[Patsy33]

It's a cracking house!

[BANANASPLITS]

was he on drugs...a crack house

[Prudie]

did it leave his mum on the shelf?

[DTCwordfan]

was he a screw at the local nick?

[Patsy33]

Well, he thought he knew the drill...

[Shaglene]

Was it the house that Jack built............