Wow Tills it was my state pension day today as well(really) so I splashed out on a big tube of Preparation H (with convenient hygienic applicator) just in case. (^_*)
//16.15 , always thought you were a Pensioner Spice Crack , reading some , or most of your posts.//
There you go gulliver. Poor old Spicerack has to keep working. He obviously thought of you when he saw the Bumper sticker, "Keep working harder. There are thousands on benefits relying on you".
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Oh, I might get one of those next month, Woofgang. That's got to be better than getting the stepladders out each time I want something from the cupboard above the cookers. Thank you.