I still have the key to the wine cellar ... hee, hee, hee ..... and mibs is the irreplaceable bottle man. Forgotten the word for that particular instrument. Magpipes? Help!!!
Wiz (he knows who he is) may well have been on washboard, thimble always at the ready - or was it paper and comb? Applications invited for replacements for spoon player - knock knees preferred - and trapeze artiste extraordinaire. Must have own knitted swimsuit. Dropped stitches de rigueur. :o)