I was once in a pub and said" The only good things to come from Lancs.are loose women and rugby League players!"
An irate chap said " Excuse me, my wife is from Lance."
I said " Oh yes, what position does she play?/
Happy Birthday to her..... and happy....happy.....no, I'm sorry I can't bring myself to say it... In the true spirit of all Yorkies everywhere, I'll lend you my best wishes. ;o)