First Christmas I spent away from home, got the tree, put the prezzies from home under it. Whilst out lodgers dog ate all edible items, including 3X large slabs of plain cocolate and couple of boxes of chocolates (also plain) Dog lived to tell the tale obviously didn't know it was dangerous for them (dogs) to eat it in those days, wasn't even sick. Think I would have been.
Own personal best -eating all todler son's easter eggs one year, he got about 10 of them, took me a few days though. Thats one of the sad things about your children growing up- they soon know exactly how many they've got and then they ask for the cash instead. I now have to buy my own and hide them from the afore mentioned todler who now towers above me and grunts.