New definition for local bike

[daffy654]

I read this yesterday and was going to put it in the news section but thought better of it.lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml =/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

[excelsior]

this guy had a wheel good time

[excelsior]

obvoiusly, the only kind of relationship he can be 'saddled' with

[bigmamma]

Maybe someone told him to pump the tyres and he misheard !!!

[excelsior]

very good bigmamma

[daffy654]

I can't figure out why they feel the need to put him on the sex offenders register for having "sex" with an inanimate object.He was in a private room behind a locked door ffs. Ann Summers will go out of business pretty quickly if they make this an offence!!! lol

[Josyjo]

I'm with daffy.... how can it be an offence?

[Josyjo]

I mean, how do they know the bike wasn't consenting??!!

[Josyjo]

And how old was the bike?

[weeal]

so it would also be an offence then with an, ehmm, rabbit? lol

[excelsior]

as long as he wasn't 'pedalling' to other people

[daffy654]

I'm not even sure how you have sex with a bicycle.He must have been worried he would catch his tackle in the moving parts.

[excelsior]

and if the media hound him he could get a 'spokes' person

[weeal]

Ouch...new definition then for saddle sore !