where is Ray?

[cuddleMe]

where is Ray to brighten up this day!! need some cheering up!!! more jokes....pls :)

[captains log]

He's away on a sparks outing to margate

[unrulyjulie]

ignore captains log lol ;-) mind you, i bet he wishes he was in margate on a Jolly boys outing knobby.Eating bloody cockles and whelks by the sea!

He should be around later cuddleme when he's finished his errands. . he has to see to all the ladies in his village, make sure they are all ok for the weekend. No doubt he will be armed with a load more jokes. Have you ever heard his favourite? The one about the stick? If not, ask him, its a pearler. ;-)

[cuddleMe]

ohh i c, hope hes having a good time

joke about the stick? i think i read it, i must find that joke again.

captain what is your problem? whose peed u off? me?

[captains log]

Jules he is away on a sparkies outing to margate I should know as I am sat next to him on the coach at the moment and before you ask I am doing this on here on me mobile.

We are running a little late though as we had a bit of trubble in the pub earlier but we have an eta of around 15.00 hrs.

Mon due he has had a long journey to here down souf to get the coach.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vTGa7f6n3aqk

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[captains log]

Sorry cuddle just read what you said course you have not peeded me off only mucking around wid ja ask jules and I am sure she will back that up.

[unrulyjulie]

well knobby, the bu$$er never told me! he will do anything to get out of buying me a stick of rock! No mention of a beano!

cuddleme, yes, he's kidding thats all. :-)

[cuddleMe]

oh god, i was getting paranoid then, so nothing is serious going on then? u silly ppl u had me panick. :)

[unrulyjulie]

lol you'll get used to us cuddleme except now captain has gone asn we look a bit daft talking to someone who isnt here! lol

[pearlneklace]

he is probably in morley ....