Info. lol.
How about this Mr. Tall.
Good Afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
Such a pleasure to see you all here this afternoon, all in your glad rags - Primark must have had a field day when you all got there.
I bloody hate weddings dont you. Here I see my best mate making a total and utter fool of himself marrying some old trollop with a Mother who resembles a trout. I have told him time and time and time again that this is what he is marrying will end up looking like further down the line.......................assuming of course that they will still be married by then.
I resent going to weddings because they cost a fortune and for what ? to spend a load of money on a new suit, button hole, and even bloody new socks. Its hot its stuffy and the wine is even warm ! The brides father is a skin flint and has paid the hotel �2 a bottle corkage for the wine we are drinking which incidently is �2.49 from NETTO !
So lets see........................ why are we here today, oh yes because Johnnie and Mary got married and we are supposed to toast to THAT ! Well here's to Tubby Toast.
Then at that point play the Theme Tune from the Teletubbies.
Excellent. I often wonder how many people would LOVE to say these things. i.e. speak the truth rather than get nervous and tell a load of polite lies in front of a "think they are dressed up" peopole.
Rather you than me eh !
lol.
Katie. x