Advice from an old soldier

4GS | 23:30 Sun 18th May 2008 | ChatterBank

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Don't rip your toenail off, it fcuking hurts
sorry for the bad language, but it does hurt:-((

knobby and lippy the happy 2sssss

limericks,

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cazzz1975

you have to tease it out john ;D

4GS

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Oh yeah thanks Cazzz, where we you when I needed you??

cazzz1975

awww I would have got it out and you wouldnt have felt a thing

4GS

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Cazzz if you8've got any spare TLC can you send it my way sweetheart?

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tiggerblue10

How on earth..........what on earth..............actually its best that I don't ask! Lol

cazzz1975

aww I will send you a virtual hug!!

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4GS

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Well it was hanging around, doing sod all like a limp d ick and getting caught on my sock, so I thought "ok, I'm not having having this" so with a mighty thumb and forefinger grasp I yanked it off.

Thought I'd been shot ffs

tiggerblue10

Didn't you have any scissors and an emery board?

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Tigger
I was stark b0llock naked and straight out the shower, where was I going to keep them??

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