Messiah? Is that the name of the newspaper you sell on the beach? OH GOD,now it makes sense,the references to god and the messiah,the constant strength to avoid women,alcohol,sun,sea,surf,sangria and sand,the jesus sandals with brown socks,then fact that he's a 42 year old virgin and this quote he made the other day- " THE DAY OF ATTONEMENT IS AT HAND....................REPENT! AND THOU SHALT BE SAVED" my friends this guy leg is obviously a bible basher,or theres another motive of why he nearly broke his neck to be the choirmaster at the all boy choir.