Has Ummm found his cat?

[Riss]

[Riss]

Quentin- M? *hides again*

[kojak]

Hiya riss and hope you enjoying AB

Am I a baldie male or an unfortunate female?

Right answer - you get a kiss

[ummmm]

Cheers stonekicker....he's had loads of cuddles today :-)

[Riss]

Kojak-M? *puckers up*

[TheEqualizer]

I equalize, Riss............but do i have pistol or a handbag?

[Riss]

Pressure! Equalizer,Im guessing handbag.

[TheEqualizer]

Glad you found your cat, ummmm x.......give him a cuddle from me, my lovely :0)

[Riss]

Come on then folks,tell me if I am right?

[TheEqualizer]

LOL.......Riss....now that would have made a great 80's show......Edward Woodward chasing villains and low-life scum and clobbering them with a handbag............u may be right?.....there again you may be wrong? x

I welcome you to the site as you seem cool :0)

[lardhelmet]

Glad you found your pussy ummmm - hate it when mine goes walkabout!

[yogi-bear]

Female is correct, Riss.......and i have lovely eyelashes so i've been told too :0)

[kojak]

*puckers up to *............gissa a kiss hotlips ....X

Of course i'm male......not too many baldie woman is there?......apart from Dolly Parton....Lisa Minnelli.........Sinead O'connor........Gail Porter.......Whitney Houston.......Joan Rivers.....Elisabeth Taylor.......ermmmmm....ok then...there's piggin' loads.....LOL :0)

[Quentin_Crisp]

Male????....i've never been soooooooooo insulted in my life

I'm a practictising homosexual thank you :)......and it's the practicing bit, that i'm sh1t at!

[Riss]

Well I didnt do bad.a kiss from Kojac,nice words from Equalizer, Quentin, but shirley that makes you male?