I'm bored...

[Lie-in King]

I'm probably the last to see this, so apologies if you all know it...

Go to Google Homepage
Click the little "gear" symbol
Click "Language tools"
In the big "Translate text" box, type (no capital letters) -

justin bieber

Choose English > Danish & click "Translate"

Well, it amused me briefly...

[bondgirl007]

LMAO Lie-in-king

[rowanwitch]

trouble is your avatar makes you look soooo scrunchable

[The Builder]

Greetings Mr King ........... if you're bored, can you tell me if you finished last Saturday's Times crossword. It was Wednesday before I could even start it off :o(((

[AB Editor]

Boredom cured: http://www.theanswerb.../Question1053080.html

[Lie-in King]

I suspect I'll be getting a slap upside my head soon...

The driver has returned, so I'll take my leave for an hour-ish...

[Lie-in King]

Hi Builder - yes, I did

Thanks Ed - just as I'm finally going out!

Back soon for more jollity :-))

[Lie-in King]

Rowan, you can add many more -ables as well...

Mamya, your eclair was delicious, sorry...

[slinky.kate]

hello maj,havent spoken for a while,i to have had roofers in this morning,what a bloody noise,frightened my 3 legged dog silly,i am barred from supermarket for a month.

[Lie-in King]

Wotcher, kinky! Poor kinky-dog :-(

Hope they've filled in all the gaps ok?

Errrm, I feel it best not to ask about the supermarket! :-))

[slinky.kate]

maj i am trying to save money,

[Lie-in King]

Oh, so you barred yourself? Lol & sorry, wrong end of the stick!

Wasn't sure if you'd been caught refusing to leave the wine & spirits aisle...

[Mamyalynne]

Sniff, sob!

[Lie-in King]

Oh lawks...

Errm - how can I make it up to you?

(this won't be good...)

[boxtops]

Bet you wish you hadn't been bored, now ;-)

[Lie-in King]

True, dat...

[Mamyalynne]

Ah let me count the ways, Mamya flutters eyelashes.

[Lie-in King]

Right, fine, ok! I'm off for some dins to get my strength up...

[Mamyalynne]

Promises xxx

[ttfn]

Maj - take no notice of Mamya (lol)

May one ask if your tiler has made a good job of the work for you or was he a cowboy quizzer?

You know - 4 across, 8 down, 23 across, 19 down & 25 across? :p

Sorry Maj - too many sorties to the MOFC ;) xxx