I had a dream last night

[Psybbo]

of an idyllic village green set up for its annual fete. Mrs_o overlording it, craft in the fortune teller's tent advising divorce, mamyalynne already administering first aid to an injured tony, gness doling out refreshments, dave damaging the green with his huge motorbike, Lie-in-King selling raffle tickets, excelsior-1 painting faces, Stoke taking bets............... did it happen?

[nungate]

That is a nice tush isn't it Sib? Like two eggs in a hanky!

[sunny-dave]

Brooooooooooooce ...

[excelsior-1]

i am pleased to be making sibton very happy
(nungate too - by the sounds of it)

[mrs_overall]

excelsior, I think the mistake you made was using false eyelashes and bright red lipstick on the toddlers

[excelsior-1]

we learn by doing, mrs_o.
it was my first time.

[Jan1957]

Drunk and disorderly - again!! On that thought I must get ready to go to the pub. :-)

[excelsior-1]

allow me to escort you, Jan.

i love to buy a lady a drink, and i fancy a pint myself.

[craft1948]

I'm still available for ...er............readings.