My Green Party Manifesto

[albaqwerty]

Ironing is to be outlawed unless you are licenced. (profit making opportunity)
Wine tasting to be compulsory as your local vino shop/supermarket will donate 6 bottles each week.
Fuel will be 10 p per litre.

Nominations please for Ministers for various departments.

Arts & Lit Combined post for DT and Rowan?

[Sqad]

Baldric....;-)

[DTCwordfan]

One of the key platforms of the manifesto will be the attraction of the Bedroom Olympics to Britain - with place names like Cocks, Tickle Cock Bridge, Pennycumquick, Sandy Balls, Hole of Horcum, etc we should be able to win this international competition and so enrich our pockets.

[Psybbo]

I propose sandyroe as Minister for Northern Ireland, I'll have enough on my plate controlling the Party's Silliness

[Bazile]

Bazile - Minister of Sports and Olympics

i'm not sure I want it now - i dont like to be an afterthought :-)

[commoner]

Could do with some really GREEN ministries albs...Ministry for the Removal of Chewin' Gum...that would help the environment some! Could be part of the Ministry for the removal of Irritating Things...would make life more pleasant all round ;;)

[emmie]

Bazile i now have a job Minister of Energy, got a bob for that meter then?

[tonyav]

Who could be the minister of dead languages, pronunciation and correct spelling mmmmmmm !

[Bazile]

em10
//Bazile i now have a job Minister of Energy, got a bob for that meter then? //

No , but i've just discovered a huge deposit of gas - i'll let you have the rights and you can indulge in a nice bit of 'fracking ' :-)

[Bazile]

What's the story behind this Mr Veritas then ?

[emmie]

we shall see, still need that bob though, the lights ain't gonna last forever.

[emmie]

Bazile, didn't tell the truth perhaps ?

[tonyav]

psssst em, I've got a few foreign coins if you wanna try them lol.

[petal54]

Mamya for health

[emmie]

tony, i am a Minister, and do not indulge in fraudulent activities, at least not yet.

[tonyav]

Not even expenses, em lol.

[petal54]

duck ponds & cleaners

[Bazile]

em10 - was this the poster who was supoose to be a gentleman in his eighties ?
So he wasn't then ?

[emmie]

could be persuaded, a couple of grand will see ya right,

[emmie]

no idea, he/she might have been before my time...

[lady-janine]

bags i have the job as chief gin taster. pretty please.