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Looks like they've gone on a walk-about...oooerrrr
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...been playing golf with a female dog. It was bitch & putt......
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....just rung up the amputee help line & got cut-off......
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...caught an infection at my karate class....it was Kung Flu....
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....on the Oliver Twist diet...it's gruelling....
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...secret of easy origami is twofold.....
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...sudden urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away.....
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My car's got through its MOT :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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This looks good listening on Monday 11pm next weekhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01sm7hv
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They've just been mating, so hopefully we'll get some chicks.
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http://www.ntu.ac.uk/ecoweb/biodiversity/falcons/index.html?campaignid=falconsone...
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Only 1 day left to do on my test pack.....Oh what joy:-@
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.....fingers on buzzards:-)
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Is he still posting?
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Just had a piece of chocolate cake made with duck eggs...It was 'king brilliant!
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What flavour gravy do you have with liver & onions? The liver is from a lamb. The bacon is from a pig. Do you have chicken flavour to go with the bacon, or lamb flavour to go with the liver....
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We've still got them:-)))))
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http://efm.dept.shef.ac.uk/peregrine/...
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Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed. They were each given a last wish. Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine....
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I will mostly be having fish fingers, chips & peas. I haven't had fishfingers for yonks!...

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