I would love to try my moves on you as reading through the posts I have discovered that marge b is taken! and nedflanders is also taken. Is that ok with you. PS - sorry to georgit79. :)
Why does everyone think he's a w*nker? I mean, each to their own, there are many people who wind me up, but i knew steve many years ago and he's a really nice bloke, what is it about him that...
What did the banana say to the vibrator? "What you shaking for she's going to eat me!" what goes clipety clop, clipety clop, bang bang, clipety clop, clipety clop? An amish drive by. What did...
Seeing as half of Chatterbank was until just now labouring under the impression that I was a woman (it seems my deceptively cuddly username is a little too deceptively cuddly), perhaps I should change...
So, who would get your vote in central midfield for England?I'm a Man Utd fan, but Rio is definitely out. The only thing he's good for at the moment is appealing for offside.. I'd go for Terry and...
(initially posted in the news section) I will greatly miss this comedy legend. Open all hours and Porridge are still right at the top with the greatest comedies of all time.
Does anyone have any ideas to make the last two hours of work go faster?? The boss is away so there's no pressure to do work, but the office is open-plan, so there's not much chance of actually laying...
Daks' post in sg's thread inspired this one: What do you require/desire from a potential partner? My list goes like this: GSOH, which also means the ability to laugh at my unfunny jokes Warm...
