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A man goes to the zoo. There's only one dog at the zoo. It's a $hitzu aaaaaaaaah thankyou

I'm thinking of leaving the army and wondered if there was any sort of company that helped leavers get jobs or give advice. I have served for 8 years in the British Army and would love if you could...

sg

Nine!

What should I buy my nine-year-old niece for her birthday?I mean, what do they like? many thanks

Pootle

Bed bugs?

Yesterday morning, I awoke to find a large bite mark on my bum. This morning, both my girlfriend and I found 2 further bite marks on our legs which are actually quite painful. We have slept in this...

MN:RUGBY

beelzebub

To be dissipated and appear inebriate,ultimately - it's the wine. -ETE--EE-E

Murielmci

Guardian Saturday

King bound by the establishment in a wider context; it could be worse! (8) ??c???e? Applicators for dtyled fringes (8) ??????g? Any help appreciated coz I am stuck in the last corner!

Kirki

Up North

Why do people from up north call lunch dinner?

lepers

hobnob's

why are they named thus? is it coz they knobbly?

Champagne

Would you rather? (part 2)

1) have a magnetic head? or2) have spaghetti shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?

netibiza

Pre-cancerous cells

My 19yr old daughter has just been diagnosed with pre-cancerous cells in her cervix. The doctor says it could get better on it's own(!!!) and she has to have another biopsy in 3months and it...

chrisl25

Buying a business

My partner and I are looking to buy an existing business, for about ?20k (+SAV), but we are not sure of the order in which to do things, or where/how to get a business loan from, the shop operates...

undercovers

my name is undercovers

and i talk to myself when i think no one is around. Confession is cathartic...

justineo

hooray-home early!

Fell over my bin at work this morning and cut my toe quite badly. Have just had a tetanus injection and have got the afternoon off. A bit extreme I know, but anything's better than working...

Toronto

Crusader Cryptic

Can you help? Finally allow bird to fly a bit (7) D?i???t Discard support (5) T???g Bandleader allows charge to be passed on (9) K???u???r Man is confused by principal distribution network (5)...

pixi

Careers

Thinking about elvis's post down there vvvvvvvvvv what career do you think the cb folks would do well in? champers - well that one speaks for itself (pimp extraordinaire elvis - ...

loudickson71

Fern

whoooooo! She's lost a lot of weight! Lookin gorgeous now!!!!!!!!!! Was Joan Rivers being racist (chinese comment)?

loudickson71

worst way to die

which would you choose as a way to die out of these 3: 1) drown in syrup 2) choke in a bath of smarties 3) exhaustion from brad pitt.

sg

Age

How old do you think I, sg, am? There's a reason I ask this.

johnsharriso

ft 11971

request help with 1 down clue 'just outside gym for all to see' many thanks!