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Lore
I just wondered, do you talk like you type  - as in whoooooaaaaaaa and viva! etc? cos if you do, how do people react to you?  I don't think I could cope with a face to face...
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bobtheduck
in a car?
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kingelvis
'viva las vegas'.........hi alll.....hhhhooooowwwaaaa......karate kicks thin air.....how are we all......im watchin eastenders......wheres the glamour.....gimme dallas or dynasty anytime!!
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cat woman
Hi All, today I went on a food hygiene course for my new position at work, it was a real eye-opener of the spreading of bacteria, and the preventiveness of it, I have learned some valuable facts...
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jacko50
Iwas expecting a light hearted answer not a visious rant. how did you know i am a nutter?
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seal!
Hello
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Madison68
Do you mix a few cereals together for breakfast? I like Alpen and cornflakes  or 2 Weetabix and Ready Brek. *Expecting HannahJo to advise me on a proper brekkie!*  She's the CB answer to...
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kingelvis
love letters straight from your heart..... keeps us so near while apart....... ah ****** ma catsuits split again!!!!!
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the>one
can you smell my bacon sizzling in the pan?mmmmmmmmmm............was going to have bacon butties but hay.....might as well have the full monty...bacon, egg, sausage,toms, mushrooms, black pudding,...
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JoAnnMul
I love love love you..!!!Anyway ****  happens hehe..!!
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dove
does everyone else in the whole world find it really hard to live with the fact that I have the best parents that ever have lived?
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georgit79
be allergic to alcohol or have no feeling *down there*? Yes, I'm in an odd mood!
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kingelvis
ooh me back....anyway do you think them 'x facter' cats might do themselves a bit of good by wearing white jumpsuits....with rhinestones??......it ressurected my carreer.... hhhhwwwwwwaaaaa!!!!!!
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Rubyrose
Beckham is off!
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kingelvis
how come your still green?......are you thesame elvis 68 from over 2 weeks ago?
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Madison67
Top of list is Madison68  1st class w@nker bangin on and whingin about his fookin life.. do us a f@vour and fook off
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juliely
Which british county is home to the Baggies, Villains and Wolves?
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snapdharlich
What's your favourite non offensive and unrude insult. Mine's got to be numpty! The more pathetic the better - really trying to hurt those feelings!!

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