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New Sony Ericsson Mobile Phone

I'm wanting the new k810i mobile phone but it is not out yet. It is supposed to be out this month. Anyone know where I can find out when it is out? Or can anyone find out for me and let me know :) TIA

Big A.T

Cheetah

I saw a news item about Cheetah the chimp being 75. The reporter said that he went onto do other roles as he did not want to be typecast as Cheetah. Is it me or is this a stupid thing to say for a...

gelda

Eggheads

CJ smiled yesterday!!! did anyone notice?

saintpeter48

don't like this new style site......

anyone agree

lager85

wrong category

Why not rugleboy. Man at airport lost his wife 15mins before boarding.Another man says, lost mine too, what is your wife like.Ist man,22yrs old blond,blue eyes,5'2",stillettoes,mini skirt,big...

Leight0n

Anyone seen 300?

Is it any good? How long is it on for? TIA

doctor spock

night out

chap on night out gets some coloured and flavoured condoms from vending machine. Says to wife, do you fancy a bit of fun. I'll put one on, you guess the flavour. He goes upstairs, she follows. She...

cartman99

Chewbacca

Is chewbacca male or female?

lucedamoose

Sky Movies!

This isn't reeeeeallly a question. But still: Sky Movies changed todaY!! Movies1 = Sky Premiere Movies 2 = Premiere+1 Movies 3 = Sky Comedy Movies 4 = Sky Action Movies 5 = Sky Family Movies 6 = Sky...

Immi666

Ugly betty

Oh my god! It's not exactly a question, but oh my god!

doctor spock

yts

young lad on yts working at undertakers. undertaker says get that young dead girl ready for her parents to see after a motorbike accident.Lad says to undertaker something wrong with girl, she has got...

badboy4life

your most valuable player.......gone

have you ever sold a player and thought what the hell was the manager thinking? i just remember us selling Ginola to tottingham and being gutted.

bimbim

A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can...

neillyg72

rainbow islands

whats the sequence of emeralds in rainbow islands to open up the hidden doors?

dave1982

footballers with funny surnames

in the pub yesterday, me and my mates were trying to think of funny named footballers, very childish i know! i've got david seaman, quim (benfica), julian dicks, neil cox, danny ******, nicky butt,...

yucker j

polish man

a polish man goes to the optitions,the optition asks,can you read this kzsxiptzxqtps ? read it he replies ,i know the man.........................

eyebrows

Frank Lampard

Is Frank Lampard Overrated?

rolypolyguns

pens!!!!!!

me and my mates at work have this bet who are the top five penalty scorers in premiership football history ??? i said shearer henry yorke le tissier and fowler !!!!! am i right ?????? pls pls help

booboo67

wages

how much does a proffesional footballer get paid for playing for england do-nut jokes not needed!

buckoneton

Black ball

If player A is 6 infront, and the white goes in after potting the black at the end of the frame, does anyone know the outcome ? Thanks

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