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banana

Why is a banana a herb, is it becuase it doesn't grow on 'trees'

Peri

Welcome to the twilight zone

My 12 year old went to bed tonight without being told and my 15 year old is being nice to me. How do I know if I am in a parallel universe having slipped through a portal during the day?

dothawkes

Where have u not been

i havn't been in home & garden for a while and so i am going in there now to see what i can muster, stand by your beds!

MrJamie18

Knuckle Duster

Anyone know where I can buy a Knuckle Duster?

elframo

X-Factor

Personally I blame the parents of today for so many of the terrible acts appearing on X-factor , Why do they encourage their children in spite of their obvious lack of talent? If I had attempted...

goodsmeister

Is there anybody there? Is there anybody there?

Hello! Ive been up the shop to buy some eggs that I dont even need to relieve the boredom, so ive decided to have a seance, whos in? Im starting 'is there anybody there? Is there anybody there? Please...

nfn

If anyone is remotely interested

My back is now a beautiful shade of blue and purple. gonna go into B&Q and ask them to mix me some paint for my living room! And yes it's still blooming painful! :-(

johntheplamf

Is there anything else?

How many hours on average do ABers spend online per week?

dothawkes

Shoes

If u bought a pair of shoes at the beginning of June, and then had worn them eight or more hours a day, five days a week for three months, not looked after them and worn them so much the insoles had...

Zen

False advertising

One of my local Pubs has a large banner outside stating "Food available all day" yet when I rang them at 4AM this morning to order a chip butty they told me to get lost although the language used was...

Peri

X Factor

Just been watching the X Factor, anyone else find it depressing on one hand and very funny sometimes. I will watch it until auditions are over as then gets boring. psst ( I should be...

pixi

mayday mayday !!!!!

ooops sorry, I've just always wanted to shout that :)

nfn

picture the scene

tiny cul de sac with 6 houses, norfolk village, nothing ever happens around here. THEN neighbours git of a bf gets a car alarm which goes off every 20 mins, day and night. Am I allowed to kill him?...

the>one

morning campers!!!

its sunday morning and the suns shining.........thinking of playing golf and going on the lash today.......does this make me a selfish, ignorant, money wasting pig......as mrs the>one says it...

Immortal298

booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeddddd

thoroughly bored and cheesed off with my novel. distract me!

emk1981

boyfreinds daughter ruining relationship

my boyfreind of 7 months has full custody of his 7year old daughter. for the past 5 months, she has been displaying jealousy and animosity towards me. whenever her dad and i are together,...