Although I felt really sorry for the sufferers this was the funniest thing I've seen on telly for ages. Having Tourettes is bad enough but to be Scottish as well just makes it seem 10 times worse. I...
or does it depend on what you are lying about and how much trouble you'll be in if you don't. e.g me: Honestly I only had one pint. Missus: Swear on your mothers life. Me: Ok I had nine. Or...
I have had this small boil like thing on my left leg near my groin, I didn't have a white head or anything but I decided to squeeze all the same. This is the nasty bit..... when I did a puss substance...
Ooh cunning! PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW) you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine,you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if...
I think hand dryers in pub toilets. I try to dry my hands with them but just get bored, walk out and end up wiping my hand on my jeans. Bring back paper towels!.
When I go out with the boys my missus will ask what time I will be home - which if fine, but why do I always say oh I'll be home a ten then go out have a few beers get scared to call her and say I...
