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Update on Peugeot 207 electric power steering not working at low revs. I have found that if you rev the engine a few times to around 2500 revs before attempting to move - then the power steering kicks...
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Hi. I know I'm being a bit stupid here but where is the power steering fluid reservoir on a Peugeot 207 S (59 Plate) ? Can't locate it. Looked at a YouTube clip and it showed it on the LH side located...
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Scientists have developed a new condom. It has a coating of anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. Or you can wear it inside out..........and you don't have to wake anybody up !! (Frankie...
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Teacher is doing a first sex education class. She draws a picture of a peni$ on the board and asks the class "Does anyone know what this is ?" Little Johnny puts his hand up and says "Please Miss - I...
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News Local girl Joanna Mow leaps to her death on her birthday. Middle name "Ronny"...
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A man was sitting next to the Pope on an aeroplane. The pope was concentrating intently on a crossword puzzle, and one of the clues was clearly taxing his mind so much that after a few minutes he...
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My friend and I planned to go to a fancy dress party as a pair of breasts. . He didn't turn up. I looked a right t*t...
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I just got home from the World Blindfold Ma$turbation Championship . No idea where I came ..........
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Hi. not sure if I am posting this in the right section but any help/advice would be greatly appreciated, these are the key facts:- My employers (who are a large plc) make you undergo a PDR (personal...
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Bruce is driving across Sydney Harbour bridge when he spots his girlfriend hanging over the edge. He pulls up and says "G'Day Sheila - what the hell you doing"? In a tearful voice Sheila blubs "You...
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Just bought the wife a Peugeot 207 59 plate. Was checking the oil level and the dipstick has an orange plastic cone right at the bottom and no other marks on dipstick. Dealer said oil level has to be...
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Gareth Southgate is the bookies favourite to replace Woy-Boy as England manager. Is this some kind of joke ?? In that case, I nominate Barry Chuckle......or maybe both Chuckle Brothers as a managerial...
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In view of the diabolical England performance last night, I don't think it's sufficient for Woy-Boy to resign....................... Us England fans will only gain any satisfaction if he commits...
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A girl went on a fishing trip with 6 guys. She came back with a red snapper...
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One night there is a serious fire at a block of flats in Manchester. A woman and her baby are trapped on a 4th floor balcony. First on the scene is all-action hero Joe Hart. The woman is screaming as...
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Joe Hart was so depressed about letting in Iceland's second goal he decided to end it all by throwing himself in front of a number 57 bus. Fortunately - the bus passed under him !!! LOL - tragedy...
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Apparently, Angela Merkel taking quite a conciliatory stance whilst JC Junckers is furious - is it because the EU are going to lose their main cash cow. On a lighter note, I think the old Dad's Army...

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