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Patsy33

281 to 300 of 1937

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A couple of years ago, I switched a favourite brand of butter, to Lurpack, slightly salted, 500 g. Ive been shocked how much the price has jumped! £3.75! I felt quite guilty for putting it on my...
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My mate's got breasts on the brain, shocking plastic surgery....
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I'll start you off. Urethra Franklin Organ Freeman...
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Several times lately, our electrics has tripped out. Not all, usually tv, computers, cooker Lights still on. I've noticed it happens every time dryer is in use. I'm sure I could smell like a feint...
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Went to a shocking pub last night called 'The Fiddle', it was a vile inn....
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Hi Sqad, not long finished course of antibiotics, for kidney infection. This last week has been awful, regards GERD symptoms, worsening. I've been quite wheezy, pain in my( top) of back, feeling...
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Have you ever accidently, got your creams, lotions & potions mixed up? I thought I was rubbing my tube of face cream for fine lines on my face yesterday morning. To my horror, I was using tube of...
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I'll start you off., Wise Men by James Blunt The Flood by Take That Daniel by Elton John...
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My partner left me because I’m too obsessed with football. Oh well, we had 5 good seasons together....
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Our local football league has a Greek mythological team, their striker is half man, half horse, he’s their centaur forward....
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A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee, it was instant....
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Has anyone watched the whole series of Bloodline on Netflix? We were really enjoying this, until the last couple of rushed episodes. Apparently, money was an issue. So gutted....
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Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away or is it just one of granny's myths?
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I've quit my job at the cat shelter, had no choice, they reduced meowers...
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BREAKING: Due to the ongoing uncertainty, Chris Rea has just set off......
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My neighbour says he's in trouble with his wife. She asked for some lorry oil for her birthday. He said, Apparently, it's spelt 'L'Oreal ......
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I've just finished playing on the bouncy castle. When I got off, I noticed someone had taken my shoes. So, I would like to say, whoever has taken them, "Grow up"!...
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Spare tyre's firm. (11) College provided wage controls still. (6)...
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I pulled up next to a Porsche at the traffic lights. "Nice car mate", I said. "Must've set you back a fair bit." "£119,500", he replied with a smug grin on his face. "Wow, just think", I said....
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I accidentally booked myself on an escapology course and now I'm struggling to get out of it.

281 to 300 of 1937

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