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Patsy33

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We named our baby, Butter. We got a call from the hospital saying that we took the wrong baby! We can’t believe it’s not Butter!...
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The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
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I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano. I think it was an orchestrated attack....
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I'm still angry at my parents for not buying me expensive rollerblades. Cheapskates....
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Has anyone on here experienced a fractured back tooth? I have to have root canal work done on 7th Agust. That's the soonest I can get into Dentist surgery. He done a temporary filling a couple of...
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A new crime drama on tomorrow night on BBC1 at 9.00 pm. Looks good, with Timothy Spall, Sheila Hancock and a few more well known actors. It's a true story, one I'm sure I'll remember, as we get into...
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I'll start you off :-) In Which We Serve. Love Actually...
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I've noticed Bazile hasn't been on here for quite a while now..Hope he is ok...
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My wife said she is sick to death with my obsession with guitars, and it was affecting our son. I said, "Here, don't you bring Fender into this!"...
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Pop Rock. How brilliant is this?! https://youtu.be/IeWOYSlsYY8...
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For at least 45 minutes, loud, non stop thundering. Really weird. My son looked it up on Internet. It's called, Active elevated thunderstorms. Apparently, even thought we can't see it, there's...
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I wondered if any on here have taken these or know someone that has. My youngest daughter started taking them about 8 months or so ago. She feels better but upset about all the weight she has put on....
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I lost my pizza cutter, so I used a Bryan Adams cd. It cuts like a knife....
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Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.....
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Teacher: "What book made you cry?" Me: "Algebra"...
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I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. - One day I hope to be a bouillonaire....
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What’s a flea’s favourite book? The Itch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy....
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e.g. Cod Steward, Snoop Dogfish, Lenny Crabitz, Over to you :-)...
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Sqad, My Daughter is trying to get an appointment with gp. asap, to get this little gristley lump checked out. I told her it's probably nothing, I hope I'm right. I wonder what it could be? Such a...
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The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down But it was arson...

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