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Jokes to go with punchlines

So what are the jokes that precede these punchlines? I know a couple, but some of them are a mystery to me, so any chance of giving us the rest?

Ands

Car advert

What car are they advertising where the little girl gets in the car and says shut up and drive

Moog

Lucky Lucan

So was it him or not... what do you reckon?

answerbok

What things irritate you?

What things/places/people etc.. really annoy you and why?

PaulB

Anyone else noticed that, although 118888 claim to be half the price of BT's 118 118, when you phone them you get someone who keeps asking you to repeat yourself and can't talk english properly thus...

shybearuk

Followup to 'Wrong Floor'

Ok Ewood, et al. A man is dead. By his side there's a walking stick, and a pile of wood shavings. Why (NOT how) is he dead? You may ask yes or no questions :) But please, if anyone knows this one...

roofdoctor

who sang?

who sang 'i love you just the way you are' ?

shybearuk

For smudge

Did you know that to jump to the answer box, or submit button on a particularly long question, you can hit the TAB key to cycle through the different parts of the Answer Window? Well, it IS a question...

shybearuk

Paragraph Breaks in questions?

Hiow can I get a new line in an answer I'm posting? I sometimes want to break my answer into sections, but no matter how many times I press Enter, it all ends up stuck together. I'm assuming there's a...

answerbok

Homepage Poll.

Mine's http://www.google.co.uk/ - what's yours?

PaulB

Members here and MSN

Hey, How many people here have actually exchanged MSN Messenger addresses n stuff? Hmmm.... Boring question actually but it is a real question LOL

Spanner81

Nike Stickman

Does anyone know the music used on the fairly recent Nike Stickman ads? They were playing football, I've been told it was The Neptunes 'The Battle: Speed', but I downloaded it and its not that at all!

shybearuk

AB update?

Since there seems to be an update looming, judging by what ABEd has said on more than one occasion, I thought it would be interesting to find out what the users would like to see in the new version.My...

paulobrad

Looking for a type of wire

I need a wire that has, at both ends, the type of plugs that headphones plug into things - the small thin type. I need it so I can plug my cassette player into my PC's microphone scocket to record...

manutdstott

itchy legs

I take my children swimming every week, and when we get out we have a shower, And my legs itch like crazy as dose my son but not my daughters. is there a solution to stop this.

gingerfoxwee

The Human Stain Trailer

Download 'The Human Stain' trailer http://www.apple.com/trailers/miramax/human_stain.html and tell me what the tune is the use to play over the top please. Thanks alot as its doin my head in trying to...