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Swimming Pool Inflatables!

I've just stolen loads of swimming pool inflatables. I'd better lilo for a while....

Spain

Anybody ' got a handle' on what's going on. Is it a Left/Right thing. Eu/anti-Eu. Are the Eu dictating to the Spanish government?...

Berniecuddles2

Wedding!

Just got in from a wedding During the night My mate's Mrs was dancing on a table "Good legs" I said "Do you really think so?"she said "Yes, most other tables would've collapsed under that weight."...

mikey4444

The Tories...the Listening Party ?

Theresa May urged to halt Universal Credit roll-out http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41433019 "Twelve Conservative MPs have written to work and pensions secretary David Gauke to call for the same...

-SharonA-

Humpty Dumpy

Breaking news....... Humpty Dumpty has been found dead. Next of Kinder has been informed....

sp1814

Should Ukip Refocus Its Efforts On Transgender Rights?

Seems like an odd move. Surely the party should be concentrating on the ongoing issues surrounding Brexit, rather than attacking yet another minority?...

anotheoldgit

Now You Can't Blame Him For Doing His Bit Towards Solving The Housing Problem, Can You?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4935434/Millionaire-housing-migrants-illegal-shanty-town.html...

Gromit

Ukip Steals Friedly Lion Logo

UKIP has been accused of plagarism with its latest atempt to detoxify its image. Its new logo is stikingly familiar, and critics say the resemblance to another lions head logo is no coincidence. "They...

douglas9401

Sign Of The, Errr, Times

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41444415 Somebody needs to be taken aside and a quiet word had. They had a look, they quoted, not our problem. The trough is empty guys....

lindapalmara

Renta Mob To Disrupt Tory Conference

£2million Police operation required as Corbyns mobs invade Manchester. https://www.pressreader.com/uk/daily-mail/20170929/281599535695273 So much for Democracy!...

Spicerack

Is Dolly Parton Over Here?

https://mobile.twitter.com/savs66/status/818908986472853509/photo/1...

Berniecuddles2

Fishing For Whisky!

“Poor Old fool,” I thought to myself as i watched an old man fish in a puddle outside the pub. So i invited the old man inside for a drink. As we sipped our whiskeys, i thought I'd humour the old...

Islay

Fao Ummmm

Hi Sweetie just seen in the' lets ignore several people' post that you are sadly in hospital! I hope you are feeling better soon and that you get a chance to pop in and update us, look after yourself....

Georgiesmum

Am I Being Thick?

Am I being thick? Ive only just realised that the fairly new series rellik is killer spelt backwards? Ive always thought the word seemed strange, now I know why. LOL...

Khandro

Electric Planes - A Pipe Dream?

How on earth do they think they can generate sufficient energy to fly a passenger plane? I notice, which can't help but raise a smile "The company is currently seeking to improve its batteries " !...

Patsy33

The Shoemaker

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.

sapelesam

Mean Spirited Bridesmaid.

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/wedding/my-bridesmaid-shared-a-photo-of-my-wedding-dress-on-instagram-and-is-refusing-to-take-it-down/ar-AAsyqBH?li=AA2FOLs&ocid=spartandhp...

Shaglene

The Will......

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil,...

ToraToraTora

This Should Please The Left........

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41409983 Trump's favoured candidate gets hammered by Luther strange, no doubt the new darling of the right on brigade....