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pmsl

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa...
21:14 Thu 03rd Nov 20052 answers, last by steg 21:30 Thu 03rd Nov 2005
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steg

aarrrrggh

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says......
20:46 Thu 03rd Nov 20055 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 21:26 Thu 03rd Nov 2005
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johnny5

beastiality

is it going to the dogs ?
16:50 Wed 02nd Nov 200512 answers, last by burnhal 17:21 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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steg

hey good lookin

what you got cookin?
14:42 Wed 02nd Nov 200535 answers, last by whiffey 15:48 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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aka pixi

Weird Noise

I was sat upstairs this morning when I heard a weird noise from downstairs, it sounded like when you rip off sellotape, so i sneaked downstairs all brave (i was only one in house ) and couldnt see...
13:29 Wed 02nd Nov 200529 answers, last by mycatis 14:47 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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january_bug

Dumbing it down

This thread is in no way meant to be linked to, or a reaction to, Smudge's thread below!!! :-) I think it's fair to say that AB represents a decent cross-section of British (and also lots of other...
12:41 Wed 02nd Nov 200537 answers, last by smudge 14:14 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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smudge

Why do people have to patronise others?

Is it because they have feel insecure or have a low opinion of themselves?
12:11 Wed 02nd Nov 200527 answers, last by smudge 17:15 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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nedflanders

Bird flu has hit Paris!

http://tinypic.com/fa0f8y.jpg
11:39 Wed 02nd Nov 200512 answers, last by dotjhawkes 13:52 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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steg

the sailor & the pirate

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch, the sailor asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg...
11:19 Wed 02nd Nov 20054 answers, last by steg 11:44 Wed 02nd Nov 2005
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steg

my women

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.In college I...
19:44 Tue 01st Nov 20054 answers, last by steg 20:36 Tue 01st Nov 2005
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yahweh

Bizy bees

How full of bizy bodies is this site? You know I'm right. You know who you are. Just take a deep breath and punch a pillow. No point getting all worked up to a foam over some 1s and 0s. ps. I have no...
11:16 Sat 29th Oct 20053 answers, last by steg 12:04 Sat 29th Oct 2005
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dothawkes

anybody who wants to post on Peabrains thread that he is a peabrain feel free

I love to incite anarchy
04:51 Sat 29th Oct 20055 answers, last by tomd 12:13 Sat 29th Oct 2005
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loudickson71

Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelangelo vs Einstein. Who could world history dispense with, if necessary?
20:15 Fri 28th Oct 20056 answers, last by steg 20:41 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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snapdarlich

Hello, you lovely people...

Doff's cap to room. How are you all doing?
19:32 Fri 28th Oct 200524 answers, last by Dakota2 20:27 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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SEXY67

The Honeymoon !!!

Two ducks were on their honeymoon and were about to get down to business when the male duck realises he has no condoms, So he calls room service and asks for a condom, Room service replies, No...
21:49 Thu 27th Oct 20056 answers, last by forgetfultel 22:47 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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SEXY67

Skeleton !!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and the barman asks What can i get you? The skeleton replies, I will have a pint of lager and a mop please !!!
21:38 Thu 27th Oct 20053 answers, last by Woodsz 23:45 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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steg

a happy cat

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived...
20:10 Thu 27th Oct 20058 answers, last by steg 21:35 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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steg

mice

who's the hardest................................................ Danger Mouse :-) ................ or that pathetic little rodent called mighty mouse :(
20:39 Thu 27th Oct 200513 answers, last by littleoldme 23:41 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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ilovetaz

vegetarians

if your a vegetarian, tell me! I'm one myself!
11:24 Thu 27th Oct 200521 answers, last by Pies 12:31 Sat 05th Nov 2005
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Slooow_Jo

Just for fun...

can we do a AB register..who's here then ?
20:08 Thu 27th Oct 200552 answers, last by ilovetaz 21:50 Thu 27th Oct 2005

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