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Jemisa
A Frenchman, an Italian and an American are heading off to war when the Frenchman bragged that he made love to his wife 3 times last night to say goodbye. “Yeah, well I made love to my wife 6 times...
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bibblebub
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-tottenham-accept-93mincluding-fabio-coentrao-offer-from-real-madrid-for-gareth-bale--reports-8776888.html It is now strongly...
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marval
Strolling through the singles' bar, the rich man spotted a lovely young woman sitting alone at a table, and walked over. "Say, babe, how about coming along and giving me a little head?" The woman...
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bibblebub
With names like those, no wonder they're at the bottom of the table. As Basil Brush used to say "bum, bum"...
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maviscoull
when we open the door the interior light doesn't come on. the bulb is working when it is set in the 'reading lamp' position so we know its not the fuse or the bulb. we can't find a door switch to see...
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excelsior-1
.... about accepting a job offer from the Disney Corporation .. .. .. .. ............ i have heard thet it is a Mickey Mouse outfit...
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marval
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing?" "What if you have an accident?" The priests said, "Don't...
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mrs_overall
Back in May I sold a top on Ebay. After a week I sent the buyer a polite reminder to pay and heard nothing. I then filed an unpaid item report which was dealt with and the matter is now closed. This...
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desktop
what is the song called please thanks deskyxxx...
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berniecuddles
have you ever been given a nickname do you like it or hate it? i hate being called "the gentle giant" (i'm 6""-8"" about 22 stone) just in case you ask why?...
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divegirl
Hi, what do you call those individual bits of carpet that you put on your stairs? You know like an individual little rug on each step... My mind has gone blank :0/ Lisa x...
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mikey4444
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-23494297 Just in case anybody missed it on the news today. Evil people..I hope they rot in jail for what they did to those beautiful children....
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pixie373
for yesterday? xxx...
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DavidMour
Does anyone knows the song that starts at 0:03 till 0:30 it's in the background it will be so awesome if someone knows it!!
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marval
Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F I really want to win a lifetime's supply of calendars. So I know when I'm going to die. I just saw a van drive by with the company...
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Jemisa
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego... A: "Is it in?" Q: What is the definition of wicker box? A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can p*ss...
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Mags22
Does anyone in the Coldstream,Berwickshire area remember a motorcycle race venue several miles north of Coldstream, this was back in the late 1950's
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leahbee
Is it my television or is DC always caked with make up ? It puts me off what he is saying (not that I am that interested anyway). Don't know if it has been mentioned today but is'nt it good to hear...
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philg
Hi all I'm trying to remember the name of a 1980s(?) pop song which is almost impossible to describe It's unlike the "normal" pop tunes, and has an ethereal vocal line as well as an overlaid "hah hah...

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