I'm surprised that there's no post here about the alleged BBC scandal. Do ABers think that Princess Di's interview was forced by Bashir, or vice versa? How does the 'gutter press' come out of all...
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farmhand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the first sheep, the French farmhand took the parts and was about to throw...
So this man with tattoos & a ring in his nose came up to me in the pub garden & said, "Where's the bog?". I said, if you walk down that path you'll see a door with a sign with 'Gentlemen' over it;...
Two Young women were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alf and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just...
An OAP had their 2nd dose of the vaccine at the Vaccination Center, after which they began to have blurred vision on the way home. When he got home, they called the Vaccination Center for advice and...
One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight up in the air....
So the Pope was visiting London when one of the congregation, a young man, asked the Pope if he could help him with his hearing. The Pope put his hands around the young man's ears and said several...
I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?" She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and...
Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his...
Doctor: "I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again." Patient: "Are you kidding me? Tell you what Doctor, take this £10 note and buy a new...
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a "Modern marriage" equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn't...
Patrick O'Riley spied a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spent the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up....
“Today,” said the professor, “I will be lecturing about the kidneys, intestines, pancreas, and the liver.” One medical student leaned toward his friend sitting next to him, “Great, we have to sit...
A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and returned it to her. The lady looked into her handbag and...
Mum 84, has recently come home from hospital after fracturing her hip and having a half hip replacement. She was ok for a week or so but over the past 4 days she is refusing to eat as it makes her...
Do any of you know someone with an unfortunate name? A classic example is someone my Bruv knows whose first name is Clem and surname Royds (say it together n sounds like haemorrhoids!) I my self know...
Is it normal practise for doctors to change a persons prescription without actually seeing the patient or even ringing them to explain? To explain I am taking 4 types of tablet and have been for a...
Just had an email to say my parcel is on it's way. The driver is in my area but has 51 deliveries before he reaches me. What time do you think he will reach me?...
