A drunk comes out of a pub just as an ambulance passes with the blue lights flashing and siren wailing. He immediately sprints after it and chases it for half a mile before collapsing in a heap gasping " Stuff it, you can keep your ice cream!"
Dove....let me try to explain in short words so you can understand......if I use any words you don't recognise plase put your hand up and try to look thick.....no, hold on, just put your hand up, you already qualify fot the rest!...........HE THOUGHT THE AMBULANCE WAS AN ICE CREAM VAN.....get it now?
Ritchie1976,
When were the rules of joke telling compiled and where do I get a copy? Sometimes the fault is not with the teller but with the tellee! At least Dove chuckled when the penny dropped unlike yourself who probably needs a sense of humour implant.