Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Greetings Earthlings, we come in pea........................ooops! Sorry wrong thread!

Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for this evening's meeting of the Mad Over Fifites Club.
On the hot plate tonight we have a delicious beef Stroganoff, with piles of fluffy white rice as an accompaniment. As always there will be piles of volly vonts and canopies (other nibbles are available) and on the pudding trolley Queenie has created a 4 four layer Ice Cream cake! (I'd like to say she'd sweated over it's creation but it is very difficult to "sweat" in our cold store!)
Tonights Tailcock is a delicious concoction "the Grand Prix" (to be sipped at your own risk!)
We have engaged the services of a new band for tonight's meeting, The Bee Stingers, I am assured that they are more than up to the task of providing our entertainment this evening, (the Minstrels have sadly found themselves locked in our local Bank and won't be out until Tuesday and The Tone Deafs have gone on a Tour of the Lofoten Islands and will not be back again until Thursday week) However, I've been told that the Bee Stingers have promised us their tribute to that Sixties' band the Swinging Blue Jeans!
Sadly the race track is out of commission this week as it is being resurfaced owing to pot holes. However, as usual the hot tub is bubbling away, the bar has (again) been restocked, the maze is open and the row boats have been
lined up for use down on the lake. There are all sorts of games set up out in the gardens here at the Towers and I am sure there will be something to appeal to all members of the MOFC. Our rofl will be drawn later, carriages have been ordered for midnight.

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

[Mammar]

Don't tell me you want it for your chips, Tone!

[tonyav]

Maybe !.

[Mammar]

My lips is sealed, Nungate, sealed.
(taps side of nose, knowingly, and gives a wink, you know the sort)

[DaisyNonna]

Lovely out on the lake tonight. Virtually no breeze. Stars shining. Peaceful.
Would adore a GP Igor if it is not too much trouble. A plate of canopies would be delightful.
Nun, do you have nightingales in the woods? There was some very sweet birdsong. Very romantic. I enjoyed the solitude.

[nungate]

Good to know Mammar, good to know.

[DTCwordfan]

ha, hoo?

[Mammar]

D'you know, I've been so busy gassing, I haven't eaten a single chocklit bar and me Stroggy Nuff stuff has gone cold. I think I'll just move on to the puddin'

[Mammar]

Tone - could you use your influence to get that tin off Mrs O just in case it is strawberries inside then we could pour the syrup over QoM's 4 layer ice cream cake!

[tonyav]

Hey Daisy, you went without me, I'm bloody soaked after swimming after you ! and those piranha bites don't half sting.

[DTCwordfan]

mini crisis averted there, my "g" key falling off the board!

[queenofmean]

Sorry for my delay Mammar, nipped for a quick shower.

I thought that was what it was....it looks gorj!

[DTCwordfan]

maybe I need a new "string"

[nungate]

Oh dear Tony, you have been in the wars! I'll just call for Nanny to bring down the box of plasters thinks, thank heavens we bought the jumbo size box

[tonyav]

Great idea Mammar, can't promise anything though !, She's already given me the ''LOOK'' once tonight.

Anybody seen mrs overkill ?.

[nungate]

Oh queenie had a problem with the "f" on her old laptop DT

[queenofmean]

Wasn't the old laptop was the one before that and then the bleeding Spacebar went...wasn't that fun...NOT!

[tonyav]

Thank gawd for that nungate, got any tweezers so I can remove the piranha teeth that are embedded in my butt ?.

[nungate]

What with all the mobile phones and laptops I've lost count!

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, neither my first nor middle name is Patience.
I expend most of my patience waiting for the Villa to score. Not much left for other men.

[Mammar]

You know, Queenie, I was stunned there were as many sweets as that on it as there were an awful lot being devoured by the decorators during the process and the E number total was off the Richter scale by the time they had declared it was done