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Lucy Thomas | 01:17 Fri 23rd Nov 2007 | ChatterBank

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I went to see my Aunt today. She told me that yesterday she asked her husband Charlie to go out into the garden and cut a cabbage for tea. She told me that Uncle Charlie had been gone for about an hour and she started to get worried. She went out into the garden and found him face down in the dirt, stone dead. "That's awful", I said, "what did you do?" "Well I had no choice but to open a tin of peas."

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"Yawn"............

I think I need to call an ambulance cos I've split my side!

who let the trolls out.....WHO WHO WHO WHO ......who let the trolls out ??

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- You can roast beef.

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Yes, I agree. Patricia should go off to bed now.

I love tin peas LOL

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I prefer tinned peas.

I thought it was quite funny actually.

But then it is past my bedtime.

ooooohhhh, Honkey......you're getting your wrist slapped.....off the spelling police....lol....must say Honky you look really snuggly

LOL China.....go to bed.....NOW....you naughty little china doll :))...no sweeties for you tomorrow :)))

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