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What The....

I just took a peek out of the kitchen window, and I saw a magpie prancing around on the lawn with a large chip, lengthways in it beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!
06:03 Sun 16th Jun 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Another day dawn. Hope you enjoy whatever you've planned, or unplanned
05:37 Sun 16th Jun 20242 answers, last by Hazlinny 07:39 Sun 16th Jun 2024
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Grass Snakes

Are grass snakes known to eat fish ?
06:03 Tue 04th Jun 20245 answers, last by barry1010 06:44 Tue 04th Jun 2024
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Good Morning,Feathered Worm Seekers

Hope the sun shines for you today. Isn't it ironic ?, I bought a strong pair of snips, to open some tough plastic packaging, and spent the next half hour trying to cut through the sealed plastic... ...
05:29 Sun 02nd Jun 20241 answer, last by choux 06:14 Sun 02nd Jun 2024
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Tell Me Straight Doc

A man made an appointment with his doctor after he kept seeing cream cakes floating about in the corners of his eyes. Dr said not to worry its just your profiterole vision.
07:09 Sat 01st Jun 2024
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Help

Anybody wanting advice on cannabis, please press the# key
19:54 Fri 31st May 20242 answers, last by douglas9401 20:02 Fri 31st May 2024
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Thanks A Lot

I went down to the library the other day, and I asked the lady behind the desk, "have you got any books on self-help?" She just looked at me over the top of her glasses and said, "well I could do,... ...
19:49 Fri 31st May 20241 answer, last by Old_Geezer 19:55 Fri 31st May 2024
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Vinetage Joke

I was in a burger joint enjoying my meal, when suddenly out of the blue, some maniac strolled in and squirted tomato ketchup in my eyes. With the benefit of heinzite, I would have sat somewhere else🙄
09:07 Fri 31st May 20241 answer, last by Hopkirk 09:14 Fri 31st May 2024
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Good Morning Friends And Neighbours-

on this long Spring Bank Holiday! Any  good plans for you ?
06:35 Sat 25th May 20244 answers, last by Peter Pedant 20:12 Mon 27th May 2024
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Good Morning All!

Suddenly it's gone dark, hope it brightens up for you soon. Take care folks!
07:05 Tue 21st May 20242 answers, last by rowanwitch 10:01 Tue 21st May 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Hope your day turns out to something fantastic. Take care folks!
06:00 Wed 15th May 20249 answers, last by Peter Pedant 07:37 Fri 17th May 2024
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Bad Mistake

Some idiot at the office turned up for work with sticky hair, I said to him "why on earth did you come to work looking like that" "He said, well, the label on the jar said... ...
18:00 Fri 10th May 2024
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Big Beetle For Id

I spotted a large beetle in my garden today (Bigger than a bumble bee) Which glowed irridecent colours, from green to gold. Can anyone identify it, as I've not looked it up yet ? Never seen one... ...
14:44 Fri 10th May 202410 answers, last by Clementino 17:50 Fri 10th May 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

Looks like another beautiful day ahead. Hope the sun shines for you. Take care folks
06:18 Fri 10th May 20244 answers, last by douglas9401 08:26 Fri 10th May 2024
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Donations

An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
06:38 Sat 04th May 20243 answers, last by William51 14:45 Mon 06th May 2024
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Good Morning Earlyones

What leys in store today, dare I ask ? Hope it's all good for you today. Take care folks!
05:59 Sat 04th May 20244 answers, last by Giggsie 09:05 Sat 04th May 2024
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Good Morning Early Birds

That was a real humdinger of a storm yesterday, and they say there is more to come, hope It's not too bad. I tend to wake way too early at this time of year, but trying to catch up on sleep is like... ...
05:03 Fri 03rd May 20242 answers, last by naomi24 10:49 Fri 03rd May 2024
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2 Old Timers Playing Golf...

1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏
14:57 Wed 01st May 20245 answers, last by Chipchopper 03:40 Thu 02nd May 2024
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Dress Code

I went to the train spotters annual dinner and dance and everyone was wearing platforms.
07:36 Sat 27th Apr 20243 answers, last by William51 16:46 Mon 06th May 2024
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Hey!!

I looked out of my window and saw some guy in my garden, he was wearing a baseball cap, tennis shoes and a rugby shirt. I shouted to him, what's your game ??
07:25 Sat 27th Apr 2024

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