I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
A man walks into a bar and shouts, "give me a whiskey and make it a double"! The barman looks at the guy and says "I think you've had enough don't you, so why don't you just turn yourself around... ...
It's Friday yippee! I'm just sitting here waiting for my weekly shop to arrive, its pitch black out there, so I better hang out a lantern so the guy can find his way. after all that rain yesterday,... ...
Yes, spring is on its way at last! Yesterday seemed like a turning point to the start of spring, in my little patch at least. The woodpeckers were drumming on the trees to attract a mate, the fish... ...
Cripes! Feeling a bit peckish last night, I found a long forgotten packet of microwave pop corn in the back of the kitchen cupboard last night, popped it in the micro for 3 of your earth minutes,... ...
Wild n'windy out, so inside is the place for me, in front of a roaring fire until things settle. Got some shopping on its way, hopefully! hope alls well with you. Take care folks
My online grocery order has been cancelled, even though I was told "its on its way" several times. They really put the boot in when they told me. "my order had been cancelled", after 2 days of... ...