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Circus Blaze

Did you hear about the horrific fire at the circus? The flames were intents...
18:10 Wed 09th Aug 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:23 Fri 11th Aug 2023
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Courgets

After 3 or 4 attempts, I finally got some good plants fruiting well, now I'm looking at ways of cooking them. TIA....
05:55 Sun 06th Aug 20235 answers, last by Fitzer 17:30 Sun 06th Aug 2023
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Used

I bought a second hand car the other day, the floor had completely rusted away, it's not much to look at, but it's a great little runabout
08:03 Sat 05th Aug 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:55 Sat 05th Aug 2023
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Damselfly

I've seen a few dragonflies and damselflies around my pond (UK) but today I saw one that was new to my eyes, which I had to look up, online to identify. it turned out to be a rare migrant from warmer...
13:00 Sat 29th Jul 20238 answers, last by ladybirder 08:37 Mon 31st Jul 2023
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A Strange Hoby

A thief has been stealing T-shirts to order in my town, from people's washing lines. Police say he is still at large...
07:44 Sat 29th Jul 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:52 Sat 29th Jul 2023
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Sentance

A man was taken to court for stealing a rainbow, he was given a light prosom sentence
06:43 Sat 29th Jul 20231 answer, last by Geoffrey13 14:28 Sat 29th Jul 2023
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Happy Birthday Sir Mick Jagger

80 years young today. Never too old to rock n' roll!...
05:48 Wed 26th Jul 20233 answers, last by piggynose 07:44 Wed 26th Jul 2023
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Seek And You Will Find

A Shepard was mortified at the loss of his favourite sheep, that he was planning to exhibit at the county show. All he could say was "I'll never find another ewe"...
07:32 Sat 22nd Jul 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 12:17 Sat 22nd Jul 2023
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Old Banger

I bought a second hand car from one of the Cray twins. "What reg?" Actually, it was Ronnie...
07:46 Sat 08th Jul 20234 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:55 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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His Holyness

The Dalai Lama went to the fridge to get some spread for his toast for breakfast one morning, and was overwhelmed with emotion when he took the lid off the margarine, There before him was the image of...
16:14 Fri 07th Jul 20231 answer, last by maggiebee 16:28 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Anouncemnt

The man who developed hard-boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died. R.I.P. Scott Chegg....
06:50 Fri 07th Jul 20231 answer, last by MargoTester 07:29 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Is It Known For Rats To Lunch On Pond Fish?

I saw one, all nonchalant, climbing out of the fish pond like it had been for its early morning dip. yes, Ratus norvegicus...
14:28 Tue 04th Jul 20234 answers, last by ToraToraTora 15:05 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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Yipee

I'm pleased to enounce that I've just passed my paintball exam. The judges said I passed with flying colours...
06:18 Sat 01st Jul 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:47 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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Buisy Bee

THE manager at the fish n chip shop was finding it difficult to keep up with the demand, with long cues tailing back halfway round the block. He'd better get his skates on!...
08:48 Fri 30th Jun 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 14:01 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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At The Fish Mongers

I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds. He said "that's ok, pay me...
21:43 Wed 28th Jun 202311 answers, last by Tilly2 19:17 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Floaters

Can someone explain the différance (if any) between water lettuce and water hyacinth, both seem to be able to reproduce like gremlins in waterways, so are they considered an invasive species, can they...
20:08 Wed 28th Jun 20239 answers, last by roopower 09:48 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Set Em Up

A woodworm crawls into a pub and asks: "is the bar-tender here"...
06:20 Fri 16th Jun 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 12:20 Fri 16th Jun 2023
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In A Spin

My name is Mike (not my real name)I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around
05:55 Tue 13th Jun 2023
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I've Not Seen Minty For Some Time

Hope everything is alright
07:56 Wed 07th Jun 20239 answers, last by douglas9401 09:20 Wed 07th Jun 2023

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