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To digress from what really has become a lot of wind but, still keeping with tennis and my trying to serve an ace to joggerjayne, I cannot resist telling you an untrue story about myself.
Jogging through a park on a nice summer morning I spotted a tennis ball on the ground. I picked it up and, not having a pocket in my track-suit, I put it inside the Y-fronts which I had underneath. It then so happened that I passed a rather elderly lady who was resting on a park bench. She gave me an old fashioned look and I automatically said "Tennis Ball" to which she replied "Oh, must be very painful because I once had tennis elbow"
Ron.