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there is a plastic tree
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If you got attacked by a giant boiled sweet in your kitchen which kitchen implement would you choose to fight the monster? merry xmas all...
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In the oven
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Did Zebedee have a sexual organ? Could you play the recorder at school
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If i was about to fry an egg and a penguin suddenly came in through the window and laid an egg in the frying pan which i fried and ate would my house insurance pay out if i was then violently ill...
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Can you remember the day you bought your spatulas and have you been happy with their service since...
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Are you happy with the performance of your toaster?...
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How many B&Q orange buckets do you own?...
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Do you think Joan of arc's last thoughts might have been " i wish someone had nominated me for the ice bucket challenge" ...have you seen anyone use an orange b&q bucket for the challenge?...
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My roger ramjet mug unwashed as i will be having another mug of coffee in the morning before i embark on a trip to the north coast of Ireland i will then return for a feast of recorded 15 to 1 with...
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If you are in a toy shop and you press the button on a toy which then makes all sorts of strange noises is it better... To pretend you never pressed it in the first place Bear with it and pretend you...
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It was worth chewing through the straps today.....where did you buy your watering can
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Hello i manage to pull my first non bearded female in several years online recently by convincing her i am one half of daft punk, she is cross eyed so i figured by putting an old pc monitor on my head...
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Are you satisfied with your draught excluder and where did you buy your sieve...
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With your washing machine?
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is Mike the chicken who is yours?
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by a giant fried egg which kitchen implement would you choose to defend yourself with?
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Spend your life as a clothes peg or a tea towel
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Have you ever worn a motorbike helmet?
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that bananaman came from the moon

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