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Hi, i was quietly reading the latest edition of arran cardiagns for men magazine last night when i heard a dreadful wailing noise, thinking it was my car alarm i rushed outside only to trip on my...
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i will go to the canteen and get a baked spud...
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with the charge on carrier bags for shopping purposes in mind would it be acceptable to do one's shopping with a b&q bucket instead of a bag? i find them much more secure that a plastic bag...
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Beat an earwig to death with a fried egg?
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Representing greece when did you last eat a fig roll?...
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to bring out my tight white tennis shorts?
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When Harriet from bingo takes her false teeth in and out slowly and in a suspiciously sexual manner while staring at my nether regions? Should i complain to the bingo authorities or am i overreacting...
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of an orange wheelbarrow from b&q do you have a wheelbarrow?...
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has perfect eyebrows do you like the shape of your nose?...
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And i am unlikely to leave ab for ever How old is your rolling pin and where did you buy it?...
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While wearing white floaty trousers?
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are your favourite?
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would you most like to have sex with?
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paint my egg cup a different colour do you like yours?...
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Maggie Thatcher is dead...
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Does anyone have any tips on how to gift wrap a bucket?...
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was having a nosey round it the other day and got to thinking the names of dead people on the floor are their remains underneath or in the walls or what? is there a secret underground chamber?...
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i am new here
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About mike the chicken?...

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