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Driven To Extraction....

Did you hear about the Buddhist gentleman who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment ? He wanted to transcend dental medication,...
18:26 Thu 21st Mar 20133 answers, last by askyourgran 20:37 Thu 21st Mar 2013
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Is It Possible To Get....

Quaker Instant Grits in the shops ?
19:12 Sat 16th Mar 20132 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:12 Sat 16th Mar 2013
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Job Interview

I answered an add for a diesel fitter The guy said "what experience have you had working with work in the mechanics industry" I said, none He said, "so what makes you think you can do this job" I...
10:24 Wed 13th Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 13:38 Wed 13th Mar 2013
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Starling In Garden

Saw two starlings in my garden this morning, not seen them around here for years!! What used to be one on the most common garden visitors is now on the 'red list' I wondered if they are making a...
10:33 Tue 12th Mar 201323 answers, last by Robinia 11:02 Thu 14th Mar 2013
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Happy Mothers Day....

And Love to Mums everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
09:56 Sun 10th Mar 20133 answers, last by lady-janine 11:23 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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The Bear Necessities....

A Canadian park ranger was giving a bunch of ramblers a warning about bears. "Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans if at all possible. So we suggest you folks attach these...
18:00 Thu 07th Mar 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:44 Fri 08th Mar 2013
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Bear On The Roof....

A man wakes up in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he thumbs through the yellow pages, and sure enough, there is an add for bear removers. He calls the number and a guy says ok I'll be over in...
22:19 Tue 05th Mar 20138 answers, last by Jemisa 00:37 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Jay

Among my top favorite birds that come into my garden are jays, such beautiful birds! When I look out of the window in the morning, I nearly always see the pair of jays flying to and fro, waiting for...
11:00 Tue 05th Mar 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:54 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Dog Threw Up ?

I was in the garden today and I heard something resembling a sheep. When I looked around I saw my dog (gsd) throwing up on the grass, I went over and he seemed ok and I guessed he was just getting rid...
23:22 Mon 04th Mar 201312 answers, last by lankeela 21:33 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Book Shelf ?

I'm planning on fixing a book shelf to a wall, it's a pine board approx 4 ft x 6ins. The wall itself is only plaster-board and I'm worried if its gonna be tough enough to bear the weight of books. I...
18:08 Thu 28th Feb 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:03 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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Jerusalem Artichokes....

I've just recently discovered the virtues of the Jerusalem artichoke or sunchoke. So far, I've been slicing them thin then sauteing in a little veg oil, today I added bacon, mushroom and egg and found...
15:54 Tue 26th Feb 20137 answers, last by Bromsgrove 22:49 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Not So Much A Joke, But More Of An Amusing Story Really (Groan At Will)

While in the US state of Oregon a few years back, I decided to go on a days hiking down an old logging trail. That morning I went into a Supply/outfitters store to grab a few essentials for the trip,...
12:39 Mon 25th Feb 2013
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Permaculture....

What are the pros & cons ?...
10:39 Fri 22nd Feb 20134 answers, last by Chipchopper 23:01 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Metior's

Are some areas of earth more prone to meteorites ?
21:19 Fri 15th Feb 201320 answers, last by mibn2cweus 15:00 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Racing Comentry

Tesco and Aldi running neck & neck with Findus & Iceland coming up fast on the inside. Now Tesco making a last bid for the Finnish with spaghetti bolog-neigh's...
13:40 Tue 12th Feb 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:58 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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Scottish Fast Food Restaurant....

1920's Themed Bonnie & Clydesdale...
21:19 Fri 08th Feb 2013
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Hazel Dormouse

I have some old coconut shells that where previously filled with a fat and birdseed mix, now that the birds have cleaned them out, I thought they might be useful for dormice to use. The openings are...
11:43 Fri 08th Feb 2013
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Findus 100% Horse!

New theme tune - "Champion the lasagna sauce!"...
10:42 Fri 08th Feb 201316 answers, last by tonyav 09:44 Sat 09th Feb 2013
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Richard The Iii....

Dont you just love it when Plantagenet's come together ?
17:37 Mon 04th Feb 2013
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The Ultimate Insult!

After waking up the other morning, I got out of bed and had my usual stretch in front of the window and as I looked out I saw a German shepherd shytting on my front lawn. Infuriated, I put my slippers...
00:20 Mon 04th Feb 20133 answers, last by Gizmonster 09:30 Mon 04th Feb 2013

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