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Lakitu
I'm home and jet lagged. How are you all? x
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daniela31
A female deer......................
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theonlyone
look at the names ..
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knobby.
Have you trained for it all who are going? Well I have, I have (scuse stutter there) ordered a kebab tonight to get into the swing of things and have not had a kebab for months now. Also I have had...
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joggerjayne
Just seen an advert for Vagisil cream (mid way through The Simpsons) Did they have to call it "Vagisil" ? ... ... cream for your vag ! Couldn't the marketing team have thought of a better name ?
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mcdougall
1.Hereditory factor 2. Deep narrow valley 3. Drinker of miulk stout 4. With the laughing eyes 5. Hey 6. Queen of mean
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knobby.
Norris got big ears.
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docspock
when the world is full of fcuking idiots. Bad day to-day. A half wit of a car mechanic could not work out how an oil filter was replaced. To55er.
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legendis.god
If you fancied / admired a guy. Would you do it from afar and wait on him taking the hint? Or are you the type to just tell him the score?? I thinkmost women are far shyer than they make out....
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lindylou16
I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him To which he...
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NoMercy
A KFC Bargain Bucket and a bottle of Blue Nun? A face mask, mani & pedi and Chaka Khan? Have the guys round and watch a porno?
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lindylou16
Same problem roads impassable "No Grit" I rang the Local Council: "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, OK can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of...
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joggerjayne
Mr Kipling's ... they're everywhere !!
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NoMercy
to make a complaint?
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no-knowledge
we have got some weather here in Doncaster.
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xword addict
Please can you help with my remaining few. The answer has THE as in girl THElma heir apparent slave boom iron vegetable goat sucker
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sqad617
Brought a hot Gingsters Cornish Pastie with Branston pickle in to my study so that I could watch Daily Politics on BBC 2. Tha't s more like it. You give them pocket money, put a roof over their head,...
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puddicat
The film young victoria has just been released, why oh why do they make her so stunning, in reality she wasnt a looker!, i am talking about queen victoria here, not mrs beckham!!!
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christine847
here in Northampton..............anyone else got any?

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