Good morning everyone - well we have some cooler weather with a nice fresh breeze clearing away the humidity, all of which is a lovely bonus after the hot stuff through the week ... it can hang around...
Saturday. I'm off to Birmingham today, with friends to see Celtic Woman live. Getting all upsited! :o} It's getting colder now. I reckon we should make the government move the country down to the...
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's...
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient...
Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road. The local Methodist pastor appears and quickly goes inside. "Would you look at that!" says...
A young man's mother was now living in the big city and he didn't see her that often. His father was no longer around and he was worried that his mum was lonely. For her birthday, he purchased a rare...
Government borrowing worst October figure in six years http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-34877455 Osbornes been in Office as a Tory Chancellor for over 5 years, so why is he still not able to make...
1. Completely astounding (??surprise) 2.American state, V,O. 3. Record container for twelve people. (sleeve? dozen?) 4. Country house next to the incline. (cottage? hill?) 5. Fly into a rage for each....
There was an interview on television news last night with a Parisian who witnessed the last minutes on earth of one of the suicide bombers. He saw him in a restaurant rest room and he was sweating...
I'm sure this has been done a malillion and one times before on here but what the fuknucular.... Please put the quote and if necessary, a short summary of the scenario in which it appears plus the...
Hi. I have an a4 pukka pad work book that has dividers however i have used up the little paper inserts that tell you what each catagory is and could do with more. Does anyone know where i can get...
Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean, were sent for. Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back...
A young newly married couple inherited a parrot from an aged relative. This parrot was very talkative, and was forever informing visitors as to what went on in the newlyweds' home. One evening, after...
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his t-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I...